Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts

Monday, November 17, 2014

Break The Internet

OK we get it... you want everyone in the entire world to see you naked. Dully noted.
OK we get it... you want everyone in the entire world to see you naked. Duly noted.
Now that some of the dust has settled and almost everyone in the universe has seen Kim Kardashian naked yet again I thought it would be a good time to add my two Greek cents to the controversy. Anyone who has been reading my blog for any amount of time just had to know I would have something to say about this muckery.
First to the people who say Kim Kardashian has absolutely no talent whatsoever and that she is famous for "not being talented", I beg to differ. Mrs. West is extremely talented in keeping her mug or in this case her naked body in the public eye. Thus further driving her fame and income. So to that I have to say she does have a talent, she is a talented business woman.
What I don't understand is why is she and so many others like her today are so fixated on people seeing their naked bodies? Really I just don't get it. I mean private parts, big deal, we all have them. Why on earth are people so obsessed with the entire world seeing them naked anymore? Is nothing sacred?
For that matter why don't we all just run around naked? Everyone from babies to grandpas. It would be a whole lot cheaper not to have to buy clothes and shoes. Heck why not break all the rules and just do everything in public. Like maybe have sex with whatever or whomever we want any time we want. How about just making it the "norm" to go to the bathroom in public while were at it too?
Seriously leads me to wonder where is the line. Why does it keep moving so far, where will it stop, if it stops at all? Makes me very sad for the generation coming up today. My little niece and nephews are growing up in a generation that isn't striving to become Dr.'s, Lawyers, Scientists, Astronauts, to cure Cancer or Ebola... but instead are striving to get the perfect "selfie" and to be "famous". To really make something of their lives, you know by making it into American Idol, Dancing With The Stars or the ultimate sign you have really made it in today's society, to get your own Reality TV show.
Makes me wish Kim Kardashian or someone would actually just break the internet once and for all. That it would be broken so I couldn't even write this blog. No Facebook, no Instagram, no Google. Maybe then people would stop trying to "capture" the perfect moment and start living their moments. Actually get their heads out of their devices and talk to each other again. Or shall I say "learn how" to talk to each other.
Has anyone besides me noticed that the more "connected" we become as a society the less we are communicating? It is happening everywhere you turn, from the workplace to shopping, even eating out. People seem more and more to have a difficult time making eye contact, and they appear to be so wrapped up in their own noggins that they are not even actively participating in what they are doing. Whether it's taking your order at Panera, the person ringing you up at the store, even at places you would think they would be paying attention, like your doctors office. I could sit here and relate over a dozen episodes from just the last two weeks that would make you wonder if someone from the invasion of the body snatchers hadn't kidnapped some peoples brains. Never in my lifetime have I seen people so disengaged in their present activity.
I'm guessing you have seen and experienced similar situations in your own life. Now I know "Change" is supposed to be good and sometimes it is.  Not all change though actually is good. Better, faster, sooner, NOW... The "Now Generation". We're moving so stinking fast that we don't even have time to experience the present moment. For crying out loud this year stores have even moved "Black Friday" up by rolling out the deals two weeks before Thanksgiving. Some stores are going to be open all day on Thanksgiving and I just heard that Kmart will be open for 48 hrs straight... What the heck in the world? How can anyone "Give Thanks" if we are focused on getting to the next deal?
Slow down. Speaking of slowing down, so I'm sitting on the couch Friday night with my husband minding my own business. It's about 6:30pm EST and were eating dinner. I look up to see a commercial for a new cable show. Before I even realize what it is for, smack dab on my TV is a threesome, you read right, a threesome. Two girls and a guy were sitting in a bathtub naked on my TV screen at 6:30pm on a Friday night. I almost dumped my dunkins on my lap. Now if you think your squeaky clean Greek Girl next door was shocked to see that image, just imagine what the little kids who were innocently watching TV at the time must have been thinking. Especially those who do not have solid loving parents to guide them.
Which leads me to a very important question. How is it that the FCC can fine someone for saying the "F" word on TV or the radio, but think it perfectly acceptable to advertise a "Me'nage a' Trois" on cable television at 6:30PM. For that matter why would a network put a show centered around a newly divorced woman with children and her sex life on TV? I mean really... who cares? The writers in Hollyweird really can not come up with anything more interesting to do a new show about? Bueller, hello calling Ferris Bueller.
Personally I would love to see people like Kim Kardashian using their "celebrity" status to sprinkle more positive into the world. Can you imagine if people like her used their finances and influence to set a positive example for kids growing up today? Just let your mind wander on that for a minute. I'm not saying everyone should dress like a church nun and retreat from the world going back into the 1950's.
Imagine how much impact could be made in peoples lives if celebrities actually paid attention to the fact that people are watching them, and they are influencing future generations whether they want to or not. We the people have a choice. Personally I'm  speaking as a Christian who is bothered by what I see in society today. This isn't just for Christians though, this question is to everyone. We have a choice. We can either retreat from the world and pop culture, or we can dig our heels in and decide we are going to impact it in a positive way. Whether that impact is something as simple as buying or not buying or watching things that don't fall in line with your values. Or using your gifts and talents to positively impact the world through business, art, music, and culture. Because if we don't do it, someone else will... Ask yourself honestly, do you like what you see?
Blessings, Love & Music ~
Ava xo
www.avaaston.com

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Trending Now



Sara Jessica Parker channeling her "Inner Red Riding Hiding".
This just in....  Breaking news - Extra Extra - Today's trending topics among other very important information....  Apparently Victoria Beckham was photographed wearing "ballet flats" and not her trademark stiletto high heels, (huuuh gasp the horror).  Jennifer Aniston was seen wearing the same bikini not for one season, but for two years in a row now - huh... gasp ~ How can that be?  
In other breaking news Kim Kardashian's shelved music video (if we can call it that) was leaked onto the internet.  Daryl Hannah arrested at Pipeline Protest outside the White House, shocking... couldn't she just have been more sweet like Suzanne Somers and gone on to write books & hawk stuff everywhere on QVC? just sayin.  OK if you have even a smidge of a brain cell in your head you have to be thinking the same thing this Greek Girl is thinking, "Seriously...  THIS is News?!?"

Hold the Presses - She wore it more than once.
Have we as a society become this shallow?  Honestly, do any of us care what bikini Jennifer Aniston wears? (well anyone besides Mr. Bricks that is) Sure, we all enjoy the moments while standing in the grocery store line where we learn what it's like growing up Jolie-Pitt, but really we have some seriously pressing issues going on and most people are blind to it.
Here is what should be trending:
  1. Over 40 people died from Hurricane Irene & Vermont is devastated
  2. FEMA is out of money (geeze I can't imagine why)
  3. 9/11 has no clergy allowed?  Hello?  Anyone else think this is just stupid?
  4. Jason Statham has a movie coming out with DeNiro soon (not one but 2 of my favorite actors, hello!!)
  5. There may be a cure for cancer on the horizon, (for real look it up)
  6. Why does the Abercrombie & Fitch Jr. store have thong undies for little girls (that is so wrong on so many levels)
  7. Ava Aston is in the studio working on some new tunes (selfish plug)
  8. China, Egypt, North Korea, Lybia... uh Hello! Plenty of concerns there.
  9. Why is the Jersey Shore still on TV (let alone why it was ever on TV?)
  10. Rebecca Black - - oh wait never mind.
At least Brad Pitt & Kate Winslet are trending for having rescued people, not for what they were wearing, eating, dating and so on.  All I'm saying, is people wonder why we (Americans) are scoffed at and made fun of by other nations.  The majority of the items that are "trending" or on the front page of Yahoo are so silly and insignificant in the grand scheme of things.  I know I am one for being positive, speaking positive, thinking positive, and seeing the good in people and in things.  However burring your head in the sand and choosing to focus on and to promote these pretty things as "news worthy" to me, well it just makes my noggin hurt.  I mean really, what was Sarah Jessica Parker thinking wearing that dress anyways? ;D
Blessings, Love & Music ~
Ava :D xox
www.avaaston.com

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

I Saw My First UFO Today


UFO captured in photo of recording artist Ava Aston



As I approach writing my 200th blog (yea me) I was going through some photos that I thought I could use to accentuate my writing. Maybe I was just being a lazy Greek girl today, but I figured that if a picture is worth a 1,000 words so why couldn't I post a picture today and call it good?
But it couldn't just be any picture. It must be a picture that gets people talking. A picture that makes a blog go viral. Maybe a picture of me and a furry animal? Wait, I recently posted a photo of me and the abandoned donkey, so I needed something else. I'm a good Greek girl so posting a picture of me prancing around in my underpants wasn't an option. If I have said it here once, I have said it a thousand times - I am not a Kardashian! They are Armenian and I am Greek. Other than the hair color, the biggest difference is in the genes - jeans. I keep mine on for photo shoots and they take them off - just sayin'.
Posting a picture instead of writing for your blog is not a bad thing. I have seen many amazing blogs that post a picture and call it good.  I would like to recommend and give a shout out to my new blog friend, Frizztext who does that very successfully. His post of a dog sitting on a sofa ignoring all of the cat photos around him is my favorite! You can see Frizztext's blog here: Frizztext blog
I titled my blog "I Saw My First UFO Today" because in my coconut it is just as important to have a really cool title as it is having an amazing photo and/or amazing words.
Blessings,
Ava
xox

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Isn't it Ironic?

I was working out and listening to a little Alanis Morissette and I thought to myself, isn't this ironic - I am a singer and while I am working out, I am listening to another singer and somewhere in the world there was someone else working out while listening to one of my songs...(at least I hope there is.)
Life is full of ironies. Sometimes the irony is an old law that is still on the books.
  • In Maryland a woman cannot go through her husband’s pockets while he is sleeping. Not even if she really wants a piece of gum or "borrow" $200 for a new pair of sneakers
  • In Tucson, Arizona, women are not allowed to wear pants. No word on the stance on booty shorts,thongs or going commando.
  • In Carrizozo, New Mexico, it is illegal for a woman to appear unshaven under their arms in public. Why doesn't Manhattan have such a law on its books - just sayin'
Other ironies are just a fact of life.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory to some degree. However my manager Mr. Bricks doesn't appear to have any film.
  • Whenever I need to use a flashlight my batteries are dead. Whenever I need a battery I am out of that size of battery. This irony holds true for light bulbs.
  • It was recently discovered that doing research caused cancer in rats.
  • Keeping up with Kardashians is called a reality series, but nothing about it reflects reality at all.

Its ironic that shoppers at Wal Mart didn't notice the original price
I have also noticed that the muckery in my life is filled with ironies.
  • I eat healthy, work out and I am in good health. My manager Mr. Bricks eats Mc Ribs at McDonald's, doesn't work out and  his blood pressure is higher than the national debt.
  • It was 60° the other day in New York so I started putting away my gloves, uggs and puffy winter jacket and I was going to bring out the spring sneakers. Yesterday it snowed 8 inches and the high was only about 10 degrees.
  • I am Greek and Blonde, yet I still have a good coconut on my shoulders.
  • Days I plan on running errands I get called for meetings and auditions. On days I have nothing to do and would like an audition the phone never rings.
I have a manager with one lazy eye. But I do not yet have a record deal....isn't that ironic?
Blessings,
Ava
xox

Monday, February 7, 2011

Black Eyed Peas


A Bowl of Black Eyed Peas
So, my manager Mr. Bricks is still monitoring my blog for inappropriate content. Not inappropriate content in a sexual content sort of way, (although I am sure he would cop-a-peek) but no worries on that, this Blonde Greek Girl doesn't roll like that!  Unlike the Kardashian girls who seem to be allergic to clothes because they are always taking them off. But that is not my style. I believe I can be just as beautiful fully clothed in my comfy t-shirt, jeans and favorite sneakers as I could be butt-ass naked - just sayin'
The inappropriate content that Mr. Bricks is looking for from me is when I open my big fat Greek mug and say something that might offend my CD buying fans. He doesn't want me to get too political because he says common sense will tell you that 50% of the people will disagree with whatever I say. Mr. Bricks also doesn't want me criticizing other entertainers because he thinks that will make me look bad and look like I might be jealous of an opportunity they got that I did not. He calls it sour grapes, leave it to Mr. Bricks to bring everything back around to some sort of food. No wonder he has an issue with his weight.
So to make Mr. Bricks one  happy man with one lazy eye, I will be speaking in code today.
So, does anyone like those Black Eyed Peas? (Wink Wink.) Myself, I think they are kinda boring. There are so many other "vegetables" that are better. I know many people are fans of Black Eyed Peas, especially in the south.
Some people like their Black Eyed Peas with rice. Personally, you could put a black leather mini skirt and a bazillion sequins on Black Eyed Peas (wink wink) and I still wouldn't get the fascination with them.  I love to work out to make sure I look good on stage when I sing, so I know a little bit about the "veggies" I speak about.
There are certain times like say, New Year's Eve or maybe even the Super Bowl half time show here it is a tradition to have a healthy dose of Black Eyed Peas.  It is supposed to bring you good luck. Well, I had a healthy dose of Black Eyed Peas recently and I don't feel any luckier. Nauseous maybe, but not lucky. In fact my stomach is going "Boom Boom Pow." So, "I gotta feeling" that is not a good thing.
For those of you who like Black Eyed Peas, I'm not out to change your mind. We are all entitled to our tastes and opinions. They just are not for me. But don't worry about me because big girls don't cry, I will be fine. I will just look for other "veggies" that I like and no, don't worry I have already tried "carrot tops" and I am not crazy about that either.

Say no to Carrott Tops
Blessings,
Ava.i.am
xox

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Tough Questions




Happy snowy Saturday from me to you!!   I hope you enjoy a little fun as I ask my manager Mr. Bricks some very tough questions in today's cartoon. Enjoy.
Blessings,
Ava
xox

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Singing The Reality Stars Blues

Kim Kardashian Singing Star?

Do you really want to see this Greek girl go ballistic? Then give me tickets to a future Kim Kardashian concert. Yah, that's right Kim Kardashian now thinks she is a singer! Kim and Kanye West are putting the record together with the help of The-Dream, aka Terius Youngdell Nash. The-Dream is without a doubt the most talented R & B writer, producer, artist out there today! I just wonder why he would be working with Kim. I think I know why, butt....I'm not really sure. (spelling error intentional)

Now I can not really comment on Kim Kardashian's singing voice yet because I haven't heard her sing. And I am sure in real life she is a nice enough girl. So I will reserve my big fat Greek opinion on her ability to do so, until after I actually do. So why did Kim Kardashian get a record deal? I don't think she has been spending years in vocal lessons and working on her craft....butt, she does have a reality series. (spelling error intentional)

This is not the first time the record industry has tried to strike gold by signing a reality star to a record deal. Paris Hilton went down that road. In 2006 she released her debut album called Paris. Domestically it sold fewer than 500,000 copies, but internationally it sold 2.3 million copies. I should note that she has not recorded any additional music, but continues to release music videos. I guess she got the memo that the world would rather SEE Paris Hilton, than HEAR Paris Hilton.

More recently two of the ladies on the "Housewives of..." reality series released CD's.

Real annoying housewives Luann de Lesseps, aka "The Countess" and Kim "Tardy for the Party" Zolciak 



Depending on how much you like to watch your ears bleed or enjoy watching an automobile wreck on the Palisades Parkway The Greek Girl personally invites you to listen to the fine musical stylings that have come from these two-over inflated, ego-driven reality stars.



Money Can't Buy You Class. It just goes to show that money might not be able to buy you class, talent or a good singing voice, but it sure can buy you a record deal! Can you hear me now Kim Kardashian? Hang on, I just vomited a little in the back of my throat. There's so much electronic muckery going on with LuAnn's voice it just makes me sick.

But Luann's voice will seem like butter (rancid movie theatre butter at that) compared to listening to Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak's song, "Tardy For The Party." Here you be the judge:



OK, I can't take any more of this Muckery.... Mr. Bricks, I want a record deal and I want it NOW! Or get me a reality series Mr. Bricks so I will the get a record deal - just sayin'

Blessings,

Ava

xox