Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Who Is Courtney Alexis Stodden



Courtney Alexis Stodden
Courtney Alexis  Stodden was trending on Twitter.  Who is she and why was she trending? Today I heard something buzzing on the internet about her and yet  no one I knew had ever heard of her. So who is Courtney Alexis Stodden, and why does every major news outlet from ABC news to the Huffington Post have a story on their website today about her?
Like I did when Rebecca Black was breaking news, I put on my best detective hat, grabbed a magnifying glass and this Greek blonde girl set out on a journey to get to the bottom of the Courtney Alexis Stodden mystery. (Cue Pink Panther theme song)
Turns out, Courtney Alexis Stodden is a 16-year old teenage girl/model/country star wanna be who just married a 51 year old actor.  I smell publicity stunt. First off she looks like she is twice that age. And secondly, just the way the press releases were worded it seemed poised for maximum exposure and that is what they are getting, maximum exposure. Finally, country music stars don't wear bright pink bikinis in their music videos....sheesh, even Rebecca Black knows that!! And I have heard about May - December relationships before but this is more like  November to December, just sayin'
The teenager, yup this is a teenager recently married an actor, 51-year old Doug Hutchinson in a shot-gun Las Vegas Wedding. Turns out he wanted to marry her before her 17th birthday because he is not into older women.
Turns out Rebbeca Black's prayers have been answered, there is now a new "WORST VIDEO" ever. I am just the messenger, Don't Put It On Me if your ears start to bleed!




Blessings,
Ava
xox

5 comments:

  1. WOW.....what happened to music and modesty? And people wonder why America is in a moral decline....Also either this is the worst lip sync ever or or worst editing job ever.

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  2. I guess the poor thing has to marry someone in order to advance her career. Had to turn off the clip. The poor thing has no talent.

    I do enjoy reading your blog post Ava. You keep writing and I'll keep reading. ;-)

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  3. Wow what a trainwreck

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  4. The words "non-talent skank" instantly come to mind, when reading the article. The words "sadly pathetic" instantly come to mind, after clicking on the video. Just saying.

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