Courtney Alexis Stodden was trending on Twitter. Who is she and why was she trending? Today I heard something buzzing on the internet about her and yet no one I knew had ever heard of her. So who is Courtney Alexis Stodden, and why does every major news outlet from ABC news to the Huffington Post have a story on their website today about her?
Like I did when Rebecca Black was breaking news, I put on my best detective hat, grabbed a magnifying glass and this Greek blonde girl set out on a journey to get to the bottom of the Courtney Alexis Stodden mystery. (Cue Pink Panther theme song)
Turns out, Courtney Alexis Stodden is a 16-year old teenage girl/model/country star wanna be who just married a 51 year old actor. I smell publicity stunt. First off she looks like she is twice that age. And secondly, just the way the press releases were worded it seemed poised for maximum exposure and that is what they are getting, maximum exposure. Finally, country music stars don't wear bright pink bikinis in their music videos....sheesh, even Rebecca Black knows that!! And I have heard about May - December relationships before but this is more like November to December, just sayin'
The teenager, yup this is a teenager recently married an actor, 51-year old Doug Hutchinson in a shot-gun Las Vegas Wedding. Turns out he wanted to marry her before her 17th birthday because he is not into older women.
Turns out Rebbeca Black's prayers have been answered, there is now a new "WORST VIDEO" ever. I am just the messenger, Don't Put It On Me if your ears start to bleed!